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English is the lingua franca of today and mastering it is a must for every aspiring tourist destination. As everyone knows, practise makes perfect, also with language. Everyone who has tried to ask for directions for example in Japan appreciates even the most basic language skills. My friend Irene forwarded me a website called Engrish that collects funny English mistakes across Asia: they range from the bizarre to the plain funny. Engrish.pps herunterladen . For more visit Engrish here: http://www.engrish.com/

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